Finally, something other than smiley faces....   :- )

   (o)(o)           perfect breasts

   ( + )( + )       fake silicone breasts

   (*)(*)           high nipple breasts

   (@)(@)           big nipple breasts

   oo               a cups

   { O }{ O }       d cups

   (oYo)            wonder bra breasts

   (  o  )(  o  )   Dolly Parton

   ( ^ )( ^ )       cold breasts

   (o)(O)           lopsided breasts

   (Q)(O)           pierced breasts

   (p)(p)           hanging tassels breasts

   \o/\o/           Grandma's breasts

   (  -  )(  -  )   flat against the shower door breasts

   |o||o|           android breasts

   ($)($)           Jenny McCarthy's breasts

   
   And God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
   He then asked the woman, "Is there anything
   you'd like to have changed?" She replied,  
   "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
   And so it was done, and it was good. Then the
   woman exclaimed as she was holding that third
   breast in her hand, "What can be done with
   this useless boob?" And God created man.